I was thinking that the following might be helpful and a bit funny as bumper stickers~
- Your lack of driving skills is creating a ton of prayer~
- I've seen better driving in the pumpkin patch !
- Are your driving skills intelligent design or random mutation?
- Don't make me fling this spoiled food on you!
- The tow truck driver must be on your speed dial !
- Just because you can drive like you want to end up in HELL,doesn't mean you should!
- It's a speed limit, not a suggestion!
- God knows how bad you drive, quick, stop pull over and pray for forgiveness !
- Good thing I can pray without ceasing while driving, your lack of skill gives me that opportunity!
- Get thee, bad drivers away from me.
- This is a public road, not destruction derby.
- Did your driving licence come with a rebate?
- Your driving proves that you want to meet your maker!
- I bet your driving skills will be discussed come Judgement Day...
- You don't have driving skills, take the bus, your life might last longer!
- You don't have to prove your lack of driving skills on the open road, stay home!
- Smiling when you break the rules of the road, doesn't cause good will!
- If you were more skilled as a driver, then you wouldn't have such high insurance!
- Back off, I'm not interested in meeting your insurance company!
- You really need to level up on your driving skills, practice somewhere else!
- Why are you in such a hurry? God is with you, and Thank God, HE is with me also.
- Bad drivers end up in Hell
- In a hurry to get to Hell ? Keep driving like that,I'm sure they have your spot waiting!
- Please keep your lack of driving skills to yourself!
- I have seen more skilled driving on the playground!
- Do I get a bonus check from your insurance company?, Cause you really are good at raising insurance rates!
- PLEASE, Save your driving skills for Playstation Destruction Derby
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2 comments:
You have the funniest sense of humor. And you trust my driving! Kind of! I love you. Me
These are so funny! Girl, you should be making some money off of them!!!
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