SPD bathroom issues

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper

Do you have toilet paper issues at your house?

We do.

Shane, is good at using the bathroom...(well, mostly) 

 err more specifically the toilet--

however, it is a challenge 

for him to only use a certain amount of toilet paper--

 he tends to use a wadded up ball that is the size of a baseball/softball.

This morning, our second day back from Spring Break--

Shane decided that after eating cereal that he would take a shower with Daddy... 

But first, Shane had to go #2... 

Today Shane decided that instead of using the toilet paper he would us the cardboard roll... ACK!

The result was Daddy was ... err "mad" and then Shane was frustrated and upset.  

 Finally we got the kids to school, however we were late and then Shane kept putting his hands down his pants...

 I took Shane into the bathroom, to help find out what was wrong--

 his bottom was now red and somewhat irritated.[big surprise?!]

 (Normally I keep baby powder in my purse for this reason, but I happened to leave my purse at home... ) 

As I was walking out of the school, I saw Shane's IA (instructional assistant) I let her know about the bottom issue-- she was really understanding about it... so hopefully -- it will be  a good day?

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Last night I only liked ~ three of the singers on American Idol

Lee, Big Mike, and Crystal

I hope that the singing by the other contestants gets better SOON!

We go live to Findout More, on scene--

imagine if you will~

A reporter standing at the door-way to the bathroom, the camera looking over, the reporters' shoulder into the bathroom in question.The reporter looks very interested in the topic, it seems more information may just be over her shoulder.

"Hi, I am Findout More, here at the room of the damage, recently we received a report of damage done in this room, here at this house, and I, Findout More, am here to investigate this claim of damage for myself, and for you the viewer!"

As the camera attempts to view further into the bathroom, We hear a little boy's voice, "Well, I only used two wipes and two toilet papers... why is the water up so high???" "Mommy, Mommy there is a spider in the bathroom, get it, get it ... "

"Here spider, spider, I'll save you from all that water and send you to your...~ "

"Can you tell my why you used both wipes and toilet paper?, Is that what you are supposed to do?"

"Aren't you supposed to tell when the water in the toilet bowl gets to high?"

No film to follow; it was deemed inappropriate for G rated audiences, due to the execution of the arachnoid and the damage clean-up, We promise to keep Findout More on the case.

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While watching tv last night Jessica saw a very short clip of the Jerry Springer show, where a large woman, was fighting with another large woman, her reaction was ---"Those ladies need to go to manners school!" and then "They need to learn about God and Jesus! "

A while back, I had to take away the toothpaste, since more toothpaste was ending up in the sink and on the counter, than in the mouth! Now I have to monitor the toothpaste,the toilet paper-- I already "control" the food and tv shows, not to mention brushing the hair, fixing the socks on up-side down and underwear backwards.

Is there anything that I don't need to oversee????????

Pardon me while I rant ~

Why~

are there commericals in the early morning about Passion Party's?

are there commericals about ED--?

I guess my complaint is that these commericals could be run during late night shows, when more of the "demographic" for that product would be watching!

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On, another topic...
I found out ... that if you give Shane a big package of toilet paper to carry while shopping, he is MUCH more focused!---
Note to self : Buy large packages of toilet paper often, to keep Shane focused!

Later today ~ I hope to post some comments, and possible pictures of Jessica, she is going to Herrick Farms today, I can't go with her, but I understand that she will have a pumpkin and stories to tell when she gets home!

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