A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral..
The frog says, "Sure. I have this,"
and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed..
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a lovely day
Later today my stepson's(Brandon) girlfriend(Sorccia)(like porshe only with an S) is supposed to have her baby--- I guess that will mean that I am a step-grandma !
Shane came home early from school today :(
however, I did have a great meeting with the principal and the school psycholgist --
When we went to pick Shane up from the school, I got Shane to put his shoes on and then Jerry took him to the truck-- which worked out well-- that way I could hear what happened first, and then talk about what Shane's behavior was like after... he wasn't combative or voilent-- but he did say he had a plan to escape back to the classroom! He also tried to pull down pictures that were on the wall-- and for a moment or two he had his hand in a fist -- as if he was going to hit the principal. Never a dull moment --- !
It's raining.... wah... wah ... wah...
rain rain go away.... don't come again another day!
Edited to say....
I found out what was up with Shane... his pants were too tight and the button that was holding the elastic was poking him! I had him change and then later he took a bath and now I have my kiddo back to ...his normal!